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Shay. Junior, cheerleader, volleyball player, track and field runner, oreo. That's me. I sing. I dance. The only black "white supremacist" you'll ever meet. (not really. I just hate ghetto trash that gives other black people a bad reputation.)

gingerblivet:

molecularlifesciences:

angelicinnovator:

Biologists are jerks.

Our sense of humor is infectious. 

This needs to go viral.

gingerblivet:

molecularlifesciences:

angelicinnovator:

Biologists are jerks.

Our sense of humor is infectious. 

This needs to go viral.


Sep 22nd at 11AM / via: fuckoffiamwhoiam / op: ueaq / 39,358 notes

timecannotberewritten:

ueaq:

"when im 20 he’ll be 25" but you arent???? 20. youre 15??? and he is 20????????? why is a 20 year old into 15 year olds

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That's a lie. He has a girlfriend

yeah, i know. he told me. 



Have you seen me? I am the gay one.

Oh, lol. I thought you meant him for a second one tho because remember when I had a crush on him and he was like, “I only like guys”. 


advice-animal:

PC LOAD LETTERhttp://advice-animal.tumblr.com/

advice-animal:

PC LOAD LETTER
http://advice-animal.tumblr.com/


Sep 18th at 2PM / via: fake-mermaid / op: wormkink / 50,076 notes

wormkink:

I bet there’s no drama like this in the teletubbies fandom


my-happy-little-phan:

furbearingbrick:

thecutestofthecute:

Friend has the sad???!!??!!!!!

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I’m coming friend I’ll save you from the sad!!

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I am here now you’re going to be okay!!!

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You are so beautiful and i love you!!!

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I needed this.


Sep 18th at 1PM / via: audgedodge / op: aimingtobeaimee / 343,991 notes

This movie came out nearly 30 years ago and this statement is STILL true.


Sep 18th at 1PM / via: banananammi / op: camo--zamboni / 212,578 notes

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR


"you only watch football because they’re hot"

panic-at-the-isco:

panic-at-the-isco:

awww yes

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look at that

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bask in the glory 

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such hotness

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i swear to god this post is never going away is it


Sep 18th at 1PM / via: negrophiliac / op: 4gifs / 71,567 notes
xfullcanvasx:

"fight me you bitch"

xfullcanvasx:

"fight me you bitch"


Sep 18th at 1PM / via: niallhadmelike / op: naho-tan / 81,223 notes

heavenlypost:

can the united states just chill for one day


Sep 18th at 1PM / via: receeding / op: ventusthecorgi / 144,505 notes

Sep 18th at 1PM / via: hazfuckedlou / op: communistbakery / 210,238 notes
bruh… her name is really Amethyst Amelia Kelly. Her stage name is Iggy

bruh… her name is really Amethyst Amelia Kelly. Her stage name is Iggy