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Shay. Junior, cheerleader, volleyball player, track and field runner, oreo. That's me. I sing. I dance. The only black "white supremacist" you'll ever meet. (not really. I just hate ghetto trash that gives other black people a bad reputation.)

Ugh I miss you so much :( I'm so proud of you! 72 days! That's great ShayShay!! You def. need to come down! But I understand the cancelled spring break, it never stops snowing! Haha well miss you doll face love you xx

I miss u too mi amor!!! & I should be coming down soon. Just for your crazy butt! lol.



Feb 13th at 11AM / via: laughbitches / op: 182reasonswhy / 5,198 notes

Feb 13th at 11AM / via: houseofhannibal / op: jaylowman / 58,885 notes


sxizzor:

rhazade-waterbender:

jaylowman:

This otter was attacked by a crocodile, fought back, and had him for lunch. 
Fuck the system.

In case anyone was still unaware of this?  Otters are badasses.

these fuckers are from the same animal family as wolverines and honey badgers, which i think speaks for itself

sxizzor:

rhazade-waterbender:

jaylowman:

This otter was attacked by a crocodile, fought back, and had him for lunch. 

Fuck the system.

In case anyone was still unaware of this?  Otters are badasses.

these fuckers are from the same animal family as wolverines and honey badgers, which i think speaks for itself



Feb 13th at 10AM / via: laughbitches / op: ruinedchildhood / 724,631 notes

drunktrophywife:

jachtagelclarineduro:

This guy wants to be mad but can’t

He’s so hot tho


toilet. just a toilet

toilet. just a toilet


lipstickstainedlove:

hyperactivesovietninja:

 

rejectnormality:

urbanoutcasters:

thewastedgeneration:

Oh, man. They’re advertising their glasses for men the way anything ever is advertised for women. I’m not sure whether to be aroused, annoyed, or pleased.

aroused, definitely.

annoyed, definitely.

pleased, definitely. 

god bless

Oh my gooooood



Feb 13th at 10AM / via: thecakeisapotato / op: pika-brew / 261,823 notes

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares


Feb 13th at 10AM / via: thevampsluke / op: clifforama / 6,165 notes

clifforama:

Listen, the boys are about to be huge. I mean, they’re going to make it bigger than what they already have done. They’re going to sell out stadiums and get mobbed by screaming girls. But I want everyone in this family to remember this moment. When the boys released their first ever single. How you felt. And I want everyone in this family to vow to stick together through whatever happens to these boys. Can we do that?


bandersnatch-cummerbund:

So this just happened.

bandersnatch-cummerbund:

So this just happened.


stayburned:

aladone:

It’s so weird how the world is floating like what if it falls

THIS POST MADE ME REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE


jonathizzle:

When the hot classmate sits next to you

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When the hot classmate talks to you

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Feb 13th at 10AM / via: just-being-me-16 / op: ddaughter / 376,206 notes

ddaughter:

i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison than rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???